Honestly, trying to verbalise or do justice to how much Charlotte means to me is like trying to give a name to the number one before infinity.
So as of today, I’ve been going out with this brilliant, gorgeous sod for 6 months. Half a sodding year. And it’s been the best half a year of my entire life… and still counting.
David Cameron got stung by a jellyfish.
It was jealous about being the second most spineless thing in the sea,
Imagine being the guy who got to piss on that,
This might be the best proof for Cameron’s ‘messages from God’ yet,
“David Cameron stung by jellyfish” - sounds like incest to me,
Cameron in amongst a bloom of jellys? I’m surprised we didn’t lose him forever amongst that lot. I wouldn’t have been able to tell which tentacled, mindless and poisonous pulsating bell was him.
Aaaaand I’m done for now.
Bufday soon… they’re not silly on eBay, and they play well with FL Studio, so y’know…yoooo
May be my next toy.